im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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