We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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