It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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