on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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