it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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