I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
found the other keg... it's in the tree
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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