I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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