Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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