Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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