Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm passing your future prison.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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