just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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