I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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