i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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