Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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