Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
