I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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