It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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