So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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