Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Your cock deserves a montage
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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