i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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