Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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