Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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