Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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