why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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