It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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