normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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