I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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