well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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