So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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