i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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