i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize