ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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