a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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