chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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