I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Randomize
