We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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