Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight