I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
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I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing