Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?