It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm bleeding and have questions
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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