do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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