He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
