we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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