Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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