I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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