That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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