Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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