We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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