i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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