If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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