hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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