His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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