We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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