Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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