Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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