Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
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I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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