it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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