Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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