Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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