the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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